Writer's Block: Pet talk
Apr. 8th, 2010 09:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ravnsdaughterThis was yesterday's, but I still wanted to answer it because it's cute...
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Hermione: Mom! The food dish is empty again, fill it! Fill it now! Ok, now turn the tap on for me, I'm thirsty. Water! waterwaterwaterwater! Ok, now it's time for you to tell me how pretty I am and let me rub up against you. But I don't want to be held. Nooooooo don't touch me! OMG you touched me it hurtsssss!
Onyx: Aren't I pretty? I'm so cute, LOVE ME. Ohhh I love pets. Mmmmm pets. Ok, now rub my tummy.... that's it.... ok, that's enough, now I'm going to disembowel your hand and chew you to pieces.
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Hermione: Mom! The food dish is empty again, fill it! Fill it now! Ok, now turn the tap on for me, I'm thirsty. Water! waterwaterwaterwater! Ok, now it's time for you to tell me how pretty I am and let me rub up against you. But I don't want to be held. Nooooooo don't touch me! OMG you touched me it hurtsssss!
Onyx: Aren't I pretty? I'm so cute, LOVE ME. Ohhh I love pets. Mmmmm pets. Ok, now rub my tummy.... that's it.... ok, that's enough, now I'm going to disembowel your hand and chew you to pieces.
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Date: 2010-04-08 04:52 pm (UTC)